Dominique Moceanu I am not

It is not breaking news to anyone that I am not athletic. That being said, I still thought I had some basic tumbling abilities since I was a relatively active kid. My friend Katie used to humor me when we were kids by listening to my dreams of athletic prowess. I always wanted to be a figure skater or a gymnast. We used to go to her sister Kelley's meets and watch her excel at this sport. Looking back on it now, it is so comical to imagine my tubby, uncoordinated self watching Kelley and thinking I could do that someday. Luckily I was raised by parents who didn't pull any punches and told me that was something I would never be good at. I guess I didn't realize that at 27 I still didn't believe them.

When Molly, Shelbs and Elza came over tonight and explained to me that Molly and Shelbs couldn't do a somersault I laughed at them. "Even I can do a somersault!" I said confidently. I truly, passionately believed that I could do a somersault. I mean, can't everyone? When asked to demonstrate my abilities I was weighed in the balance and found wanting. It felt so weird to even attempt it. My first couple of tries were weak at best and Mike voiced his disappointment with me. So I made him do one which he did pretty easily. Well then I was determined to be able to do it. Anything he can do, I can do better, right? After two more REALLY embarrassing attempts I finally was able to do a somersault! With my new found skill I quickly turned to my more comfortable role as a Bela Karolyi-like mentor and began "spotting" Molly and Shelby. They now believed if I could do it, anyone could. Molly captured these delightful memories on video, but thankfully has not posted them. Looking in to my crystal ball I don't see Olympic gold in my future, but I should be able to teach Carter how to somersault when he is old enough. He's already rolling so that's a start.

"You just keep me hanging on..."

Why, oh why are Kristy Lee Cook and Ramiele Malubay still on Idol? Has America gone deaf? I predicted Kristy wouldn't go home since she was practically waving a flag and auditioning for the next Toby Keith video. There is, unfortunately, a large segment of America that eats that stuff up. However, who is voting for Ramiele? She wasn't even in the bottom three!!! I wasn't too sad to see Chikezie go because I have never been his biggest fan, but he didn't do that bad of a job last night. He certainly did better than Ramiele. Oh well, Kristy and Ramiele have hung on for another week...and next week is Dolly Parton week. This should be interesting.

American Idol...A Perfect 10?

So as I mentioned in my AI post two weeks ago I am sick and tired of the judges telling me that this year is the best top ten ever. From what I saw tonight, I have to disagree. Tonight's theme was "Songs from the year you were born". Each year this episode brings out a wild card element, but I think it still gives them a ton of freedom in making song selections. Here are my thoughts from tonight's episode:

#1: Ramiele Malubay - First of all she is certainly not #1 in my book, at least not for singing. Her "performance" of Heart's "Alone" was flat, shrieky and painful to watch. Also, her eighties "tribute" outfit left much to be desired. Of all the eighties trends to rock, high-wasted baggy trousers and an off-the-shoulder diagonal stripe shirt is the best you could do? It looked like an outfit from a Newport cigarette ad circa 1989.

#2: Jason Castro - His song choice of Sting's "Fragile" was a good choice for his style. I don't know why the judges don't quite get who he is yet. He reminds me of a Jack Johnson mixed with Lenny Kravitz. Let him do his thing. Although I don't think this was his best week, it was loads better than "Michelle" last week. He is who he is and I like that he does his own understated thing. I don't think he'll win it, but if all else fails he can move to Durham, NH and play at the MUB.

#3: Syesha Mercado - Shelby has never liked her and although she doesn't annoy me as much as she does Shelby, she is not my favorite. In her videos she seems like someone who knows exactly how "cute" she is and tries to play up all of her "endearing" qualities. I know she is in her mid-twenties, but everytime I see her I picture her as a little kid in a Welch's grape juice commercial. My Memere always hated Welch's kids, and I am afraid I now do as well. Her performance of "If I Was Your Woman" definitely wasn't bad and I think she deserves to be in another week. Sorry Shelbs!

#4: Chikezie - Finding out this week that his parents are from Nigeria actually made me less annoyed that his name is Chikezie Eze. Being in Utah for 2 years now I am just used to made up names (ie. Kenessa) and I assumed this was one of them. While Chikezie's performance was old-fashioned, it wasn't painful, and for that alone he deserves another shot. He is another one that falls into the "Welch's" category for me, so I don't know that I will ever love him, but I could like him for another week.

#5: Michael Johns - Finally someone that doesn't make me feel old! He was born in 1979, so he is a solid 3 years older than I am. I thought it was pretty gutsy for him to think he could pull off Queen. Freddy Mercury is usually regarded as one of the top rock tenors of all time, so if it were me I wouldn't want to give people a chance to compare the performances. He was pitchy and doesn't do well in his higher register, but he is so darn charming, I hope he makes it through for another week.

#6: Carly Smithson - "Total Eclipse of the Heart" -- if I never had to hear that song again it would be too soon. Whenever I hear it I think of sweaty, awkward boys asking me to dance at church dances and it makes me feel embarrassed for both of us all over again. She is a also a hard person to watch sing. She has weird Boris and Natasha eyebrows that make her look angry when she sings.

#7: Brooke White - I laughed out loud when she re-started her song after singing a wrong first note. She handled it well, but I don't know why the judges kept praising her for her "professionalism". She was once again trying to be very dramatic with her delivery of "Every Breath You Take" and I don't like her turning the show into Lilith Fair each week for her performance. All in all it was not the worst performance of the night, so she should stay around. Speak of the devil, that brings us to...

#8: Kristy Lee Cook - Where to start? She is playing her cards right to sing a patriotic song ("God Bless the USA") complete with cymbal flourishes and a brass section that came in at the end. Who can vote off the girl who loves her country? I don't know if the judges went momentarily deaf, but her "money notes" were flat. With all the talk they keep saying about being relevant and modern I am surprised they like her. She is dated, and not in an old school, throw-back kinda way, but in a late 90s, small town, country type of way. Even though this wasn't her worst song, I hope she gets voted off.

#9: David Archuleta - Sweet, sweet, David. Normally David can do no wrong for me, but tonight's performance seemed too Mickey Mouse Club/Kids Incorporated. He still has a great voice and deserves to be in the competition and I am glad he tried to pick a more upbeat song, but at least choose a song other people know. And perform less in the Up With People style.

#10: David Cook - I didn't feel his cover of a cover was as inspired as the judges, but it wasn't terrible. Once again, I think he takes it too seriously. "Billie Jean" is not a serious, thought-provoking song. Quit singing it like it is Shakespeare.

Well that is it. I am not exactly sure if I got the order right, but that doesn't matter as much. For those who can't watch Idol with me, those are my thoughts on tonight's show.

I Love Jimmy's Love Bug!!!

I dropped off the Audi today to get the brakes looked at Jimmy's Love Bug here in Provo. Steve, the guy who unlocked the shop to take the car in this morning, was very nice and didn't make me feel stupid. Most times when I bring the car in to a mechanic I get eye rolls and mocking from the staff. But Steve was very nice and he assured me he would find out what was wrong. After walking to work from their shop I hoped that the repair would not be too pricey or extensive. He called me at 11:25 a.m. to report that I needed new front and rear brakes and that a spring from the back had fallen into the rotor. I braced for the bad news. Then he said that with parts and labor, the bill would come to $225 and I could pick it up at 12:30 p.m.!!! After getting off the phone with Steve, the girl that sits on the other side of my cube at work made fun of me that I had said, "Really?" and "Great!!" like 15 times. I just couldn't believe what a change this was from dealing with the Ken Garff Audi dealership. They quoted me $1,200 and couldn't get me in for a week. Jimmy's took me in the day after I called and finished my vehicle in just a few hours. Also, when they saw me walking back to their shop, they got my keys and invoice ready and met me at the door. I was very impressed with their service and with the politeness of their staff. Steve must have told me five times, "Thank you for your business", "Thanks for coming in" and their office smelled and looked like my dad's glass shop back home, so it was a pleasant memory. I would definitely take our car back to Jimmy's any time and would recommend them to any other VW/Audi owners. Thanks John for the great tip!! You saved us a ton of money and hassle.

Tips for appearing on American Idol

Maybe I am overly cynical, but this year the Idol competition seems too neat and planned. The contestants look a little too "United Colors of Beneton" for me and sometimes their intro videos and post-song comments seem a bit rehearsed. So here for you are tips I've noticed the Idols have been using to their greatest advantage.

Tip #1: Make sure you look like a video game avatar. Jason Castro and Amanda Overmeyer are guiltiest on this count, but they keep making it through, so it must be working. Every time I see them all lined up, it looks the character selection screen on Karaoke Revolution.

Mike: "You got to be the skinny guy with dreds last time...it's my turn!"
Me: "Ok, but I get to be the biker chic with skunk hair"

Tip #2: Close your eyes when you sing a non-important song to make yourself seem deep and relevant. David Cook and Brooke White are this tip's culprits. David sang "Hello...it is me you're looking for" almost entirely with his eyes closed. Yes, Lionel Richie pop tunes can be very poignant. Brooke did this for "Love is a Battlefield". Who doesn't close their eyes to ponder the wisdom of "...we are young. Heartache to heartache we stand" Spoken with the depth of a 7th grade poetry assignment.

Tip #3: Mention something indisputably sad to garner sympathy and support from viewers. Now this may seem like a bad tip especially for Asia'h Eperson who mentioned several times that her father passed away days before her Idol audition and what a strong soul she was for pursuing her dream in the midst of tragedy. True, but she still got voted off before the final 12. With that exception, David Archuleta has used this tip when he received criticism for singing Phil Collins' "Another Day in Paradise" by mentioning this song brings attention to those who don't have anything. Can't really fight with that...and he made it through to the next round. Michael Johns used this tip tonight when he received pans for this performance of "A Day in the Life" (one of the worst song choices of the season...a close second behind Kristy Lee Cook's "Eight Days a Week"). He brought up the fact that he chose the song for his best friend who died last year. It will be interesting to see if that saves him. Carly Smithson also tried this technique tonight when she explained to Simon her song choice of "Blackbird" saying that she felt like she had broken wings and now she is free and flying. This was a painfully awkward moment to watch. Trying to explain feelings to Simon is like trying to explain to Paula why she doesn't need to tell the contestants she feels their color...it just won't work. In any case, we'll see if America wants to see her "fly" for another week.

Tip #4: Wear as many trends in one outfit as you can. Ramiele Malubay is guilty of this each and every week usually wearing a corset, leggings, ankle booties and her hair styled in a ridiculous swoop. She looks like young Paula Abdul. Maybe that's why she keeps getting voted through...It is certainly not because of vocal chops or fantastic song selection.

Tip #5: Cry for every loss on the results show. This tip has worked for everyone except Danny Noriega (thankfully). Each results show you can count on Ramiele and Brooke turning on the water works. The directors of the show must employ a separate camera man to capture these "endearing" moments on film.

I am sure I will notice more Idol trends as the season goes on, but that is what I have observed so far. Stay tuned tomorrow to see who gets voted off!!

Am I the new Rachael Ray?

So, one of my guilty pleasures besides watching reality TV... black cinema... and Patrick Dempsey is watching the Food Network. I especially like Paula Deen, Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray. As annoying and rambling as she can be, I enjoy the fact that she encourages you to be creative and take liberties with your favorite recipes. She also combines dishes to incorporate her favorite elements of each one. Lately, I have begun to take some risks with recipe creation. Some have been misses and I probably won't repeat. But last night I created a delicious combination that blends Mike's Norwegian heritage and my French heritage. So without further delay, I share with you Krumkake Krêpes. (I know that crêpes is spelled with a C, but it looks better spelled with a K in this instance...ok I am queer) Anyway, what I love about it is that it has the taste of the Krumkake that I really like, but the flexible consistency of a crêpe. Mike loved these so much that he asked me to make them again tonight and invited Emma and John over to try them. They weren't able to come, but that just meant more for us to enjoy! We just eat them with a little butter and powdered sugar and roll them up. I thought this weekend we would try them filled with scrambled eggs and crumbled bacon with a little maple syrup drizzled on top. Mmmmmm.... Well for those who care, here is the recipe. I hope you like.

2 c. flour
4 eggs
2 c. milk
4 T. melted unsalted butter
1/4 t. salt
1 1/2 t. cardamon
2 t. vanilla
1/4 c. sugar

Mix all ingredients with a whisk.

Spray a non-stick frying pan with cooking spray and heat on medium heat.

Pour just under 1/2 c. of batter into the pan and immediately start turning it in circles to coat the bottom of the pan.

Cook for a few minutes. You will see small bubbles form and the top of the crêpe will start to look dull.

Flip with a rubber spatula and cook for a few more minutes on the other side.

Here's my best attempt at a Rachael Ray pic...

3 Months!!!

I can hardly believe how fast the time has gone by -- Carter is 3 months old today! He is improving quickly and getting over his RSV. He still has a bit of a cough, but he is sleeping well and eating well and breathing without a struggle. What an agonizing week last week! I still can't believe how much my life has changed since Carter was born. I feel like I am not in control of my emotions any more. If he is unhappy, I am unhappy. He really is a such a good baby and hopefully all our kids will be this easy. For his "birthday" today we gave him a bath and we put him in his BYU jersey. Admittedly, that was mostly for Mike's benefit, but it was cool to see how much he's grown. When we first brought him home, we thought it would be a lot longer before we could put him in the jersey. At his doctor's appointment last week he weighed 14 lbs. We need to measure how long he is again, because he seems to be so stretched out -- just very long and lean. I wish I had that problem. Maybe he will start to look more filled out (like Mike and I) soon.

Better News

I am happy to report that Carter is doing a lot better. When I came home from work yesterday he was starting to look like himself again. He is breathing better and not coughing as much. He slept for most of yesterday and most of last night. Hopefully he will continue to improve.
Carter is such a trooper. Even at the doctor's office on Wednesday and Thursday he was smiling at the doctor and trying to be happy even though he was very uncomfortable. The doctor told me that for as sick as Carter was he was amazed that he was still smiling. We are so lucky to have such a happy little boy!

Sad News

Sad news...yesterday we found out that Carter has RSV. I am bringing him in again today to get looked at by a doctor. We are trying our best to make him comfortable and to help him get well as soon as possible. Please keep him in your prayers. More later...

The Dirty Dozen

I had been waiting all day to see the top 12 perform on American Idol tonight. I don't watch many TV shows religiously, but I can honestly say I don't think I have missed an episode of American Idol since it came on the air in 2001. I just love the idea of talented undiscovered people being given a chance to perform in front of a huge audience and I love judging each performer from the comfort of my living room. Each season I have my picks of who is good, who I can't stand, who needs a life coach...etc. Each season I listen to the judges proclaiming that the talent is unbelievable and usually I agree with most of their picks. For some reason, this year I am just not hearing it. With the exception of David Archuleta and Jason Castro, I am not hearing anyone that is truly original and/or extraordinarily talented. The judges keep talking about how so and so has a big huge voice, and I can't say I agree. I'm sure my friends at work are sick of hearing me say how underwhelmed I am each day after the Idols perform, but I am still waiting to be blown away. I would also like it if the producers took away the crazy potion in Paula's Coke glass. She has always been a little wacky, but this season she is close to incoherent.
I think part of the reason I didn't enjoy AI as much tonight is that Carter is still sick and I gave most of my attention and energy to him trying to make him feel better. My friends Monica & Jeremy came over to watch the top 12 tonight and I am glad I have converted more fans to the show. Since Hannah moved, I haven't really had people to watch the show with me. It is just more fun to discuss the performances while they are going on. For tomorrow's vote off, I think Kristy Lee Cook will go home. She is by far the weakest performer and tonight's country rendition of Eight Days A Week was terrible. Sweet David Archuleta forgot a few of the words of his song and tonight was definitely not his best, but he is so cute and has done so many other great performances that I think he'll be fine tomorrow night. We will see...

"How's the sicky?"

The day I knew would come has come at last...Carter has his first cold! I was really hoping by a miracle that he wouldn't get sick while I am still working, but alas, he has a stuffy nose and a little cough. I tried to justify it as allergies since I have been afflicted with those this past week since the weather has warmed up. Now that he is coughing I can't deny it any more. At his last check up the doctor told me it was normal for babies to get 6-10 colds a year. I nodded, but I thought, "I am sure that happens to other babies, but not my baby!" If you know me at all, you know that every time I say I am grateful for something good, something bad always happens. Usually I will comment on how clear my skin is or how I haven't had a headache in who knows how long. Inevitably, the next day I am squinting through a headache looking at breakout in the mirror. So I had to know this was coming. I told Shelby after the appointment, "Carter hasn't gotten a cold yet. I am really grateful for that." And here we are.
Even though I know it is normal for babies to get a little cold, I wasn't prepared for how sad it makes me to hear him cough or appear uncomfortable in any way. I am sure he will get better soon. He at least is sleeping and not fussy unless we are trying to clean out his nose. Mike will be home with him tomorrow, so I hope he is good for him.

First Post

I have been avoiding starting a blog because I was worried I wouldn't know what to write about or how to best share my thoughts. For those who know me, this may be a surprising admission, but this has honestly been my stumbling block. I bumped into a friend yesterday who said to me, "Oh please, you have PLENTY to say. If I can keep a blog, so can you." So, today I finally bit the bullet and started our very own blog.

I figured it would be a good idea for me to start this before we move (in 6 weeks, 5 days...can you tell I am excited?). This way I am already in the habit of blogging before we leave and my schedule changes dramatically.

For those who don't know, Mike, Carter and I are moving back to NH after Mike graduates in April. Currently, I work at a Public Relations firm here in Provo and I am eagerly awaiting being a full-time mom when we move and Mike is working full-time.

I can't believe we are so close to finishing up school. When I first got to Provo in January of 2006 it felt like we would never be done and so much of our life plans were unsure. Mike and I had dated long distance and for two firstborn, dominant personalities living together, our first year of marriage was definitely an adjustment. Once we made it to the one year mark, it felt like our life became much more even-keel. Then, last December, we had our little boy, Carter, and he has made us happier than we even thought possible. Becoming a mother has been a hard, but very fulfilling event in my life and I am grateful every day that we were blessed to welcome Carter to our family. Now that we are nearing the end of our stay in Utah, it feels like it has gone by very quickly. I am looking forward to us starting a new chapter of our lives in New Hampshire.

Well, I guess that is it for tonight. Welcome to our new blog. I feel very much like Doogie Howser, but maybe that feeling will lessen with time.